Delivery Man

[Intro]

One, two

One, two, one two three four

[Verse 1]

Well, I'm rumblin' outta town 'cross the west side tracks

Drivin' my Pa's flatbed with a load of chickens in the back

I'm a little illegal but I ain't on fire

I got them hens tied down with rope and chicken wire

[Verse 2]

Up in the cab, me and Wilson, we gotta shout

Between the noise from the engine and them chickens squawkin' all about

There's a low bridge comin' up on 105

And if we don't make it, man, them feathers gonna fly, yeah

[Verse 3]

I took a hard turn just south of the Kokomo

That rope gave out, my load shiftеd, we was all over the road

Hеns busted on the blacktop, chickens scattered all about

Runnin' hell-bent 'cross the highway, gettin' turned inside out

By some local commuters at sixty miles per hour

In five minutes it was all over, except for the flowers, yeah

[Electric Guitar Solo]

[Verse 4]

Well, that flatbed was sideways in a drainage ditch

There was no way she was movin' without a crane and a hitch

When the highway patrol come in and set up a roadblock

We were chasin' some survivors 'cross the parking lot

Well, I stood up and checked my situation at hand

Lord, don't let me spend my life as a delivery man