Not a Baby

Some celebrity's daughter is touring again
I'm sitting in my room
Picking at my skin
She's singing on stage about alcoholism
I'm online buying books on autism

I think about her and I feel pretty small
I wish that were me
Radio in the mall
Selling out shows
Fast metabolism
The industry has quite a knack for nepotism

And I'm not a baby
Oh I am not a baby

Some comedian's son got a record deal
He hasn't put out any music but I'm sure that he will
Have the best team
The biggest budget
I'll stalk his wiki and pretend I'm above it

I don't mean for this song to be a dig
I apologize if it comes off like I did
I love their voices
They've got good lyrics
I'm chronically insecure
There's nothing else to it

And I'm not a baby
Oh I am not a baby

One, two, three, go

Oh I'm not a baby
Oh I am not a baby