Carl Weathers

[Intro]

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Partly cloudy with an increased chance of rain (X 4)

With an increased chance of rain

[Busdriver & Radioinactive]

Today’s weather is

A glazed beverage

With a grave emphasis

On the strange letter bridge

And the dames we assist

When we exchange  leadership

Put the change in the meter bitch

Y’all can eat some zebra shit

With a fork and knife and tartar sauce

It’s the corporate plight of Haagen-Dazs

To pour Coors Light on the cotton cloths

[Busdriver]

For people who bring flat screens to book burnings

And put earnings in the soiled pampers of oil canvas painters

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Painting pictures of people

With mixtures of evil watered down with a gospel crown

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore

[Busdriver]

I don’t think we’re in Timbuktu

Get a lip-tuck tit-reduction big-butt-lip-o-suction at the annual bible luncheon

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I pull stunts in

With an eyeball crunched grin

Why not wear a waterproof necktie to the function?

Do what you gotta do

Go to Lake Havasu to cook some rabbit stew and have an old lady gab at you

[Busdriver & Radioinactive]

The Weather will talk your head off

The parking attendant

Will park your attention span

Against the demented plan

Of a white ninja in Japan

With Red Cross

Medical coverage

Our legible smudges

Are well received

Like health-conscious women dressing their husbands

Drinking vegetable slushes

I disassemble my musket

Over an instrumental of Milli Vanilli

The caterpillars are willing to kill me

The castle builders are building a villa

For women and children

Are living in limited numbers

With primitive plumbers

An innocent mother

Is giving a pilgrim

Some supper

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Let the money sit, cooler

Show the satellite picture

Newspaper and sin also

That's the human need; the weather

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With an increased chance of rain

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Today’s forecast

Is that you’ll be suffering a pain in your lower back

You can not get on this plane without a boarding pass

You should drink a quart of gas

It’s interesting how nuclear warheads laugh

As Hercules’ forehead is smashed

On a wall of weather

That’s why we wear

These koala sweaters

Like they were tailored

Let’s save a whaler

From major failure

In a Vegas trailer

Page your dealer

Pay the waiter

For a plate of taters

Irritate your neighbors

By real estating acres

Near a lake where ravers

Get earaches from lasers

Bearded naked bathers

Get near the sacred savior

To hear the tape deck player

Cold front

We’re too old to smoke blunts

So we promote funk

That make

Adults hump

We catapult jump

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Partly cloudy with an increased chance of rain (X 4)

With an increased chance of rain

The weather

The weather