portrait of the artist as a young fag

[Verse 1]

My fingerprints are getting burned off

From using the too hot touchpad

Of my MacBook Pro

As I casually scroll through

The fetish-based forum

Of which I am an active member

I promise I will never use the term anthro-fiction

When describing your body of work

I promise I will never stop overusing superlative words

Like rad or awesome or neato

[Chorus]

Because you always work on Thursday night

And I need something else to analyze

I'm making a fortune, painting you a portrait of the artist

[Verse 2]

While we're waiting for these updates to upload

Let me talk for just a minute about your use

Of the symbolic father figure

I haven't been outside since last week

When I went to the beach

Where I spent the whole time

Looking at the ocean wishing it was warmer

Where I spent the whole time

Looking for a stronger wireless signal

Because ciarrocci net only had two bars

And was very unreliable

[Chorus]

Because you always work on Thursday night

And I need something else to analyze

I'm making a fortune, painting you a portrait of the artist

[Verse 3 (Spoken)]

When I was a kid going into elementary school

Right before I went into elementary school

I was afraid of everything

Like, I couldn't listen to the radio; I was afraid of the radio

And now that I'm going into college it's like the exact same thing:

I am literally becoming afraid of everything, and it's-

[Chorus]

Because you always work on Thursday night

And I need something else to analyze

I'm making a fortune, painting you a portrait of the artist

[Outro]

Because you always work on Thursday night

And I need something else to analyze

I'm making a fortune, painting you a portrait of the artist

(As a young fag)

Because you always work on Thursday night

And I need something else to analyze

I'm making a fortune, painting you a portrait of the artist

Of the artist

Of the artist

Of the