I... Hate Who I Am When I'm Horny

Borderline, I'm at the borderline
In my head
Overtime, I'm doing overtime
In the bed
I had an old man who was a melter
I had another old man, wasn't much better
And now I'm sitting in an office paying 80 quid an hour to cry
Oh, my

And you ask me first off, what am I into?
Says, "God, self-destruction and a Britney tune"
You know she's so lucky, she's a star
You'd be well within your rights to leave me at the bar
But I can't put out for the love of my life
So I'll call you next Sunday, 2:45
When he's long, long gone, but still in the room
Can you leave me later? Are you coming soon?

'Cause I try to be cool (I always really try to be cool)
But I never come through (I never really could come through)
And I hate who I am when I'm horny
I hope that you know
And I wanna have grace (I wanna have grace)
I was born with no face (ooh, I wasn't born with a face)
And I hate who I am when I'm horny
I hope that you know, know, know, know

Minuscule, I've such a minuscule
Pair of hands
From my mother's side, but I still feel like a man
'Cause I get bored of lovers, and then I'm bad with names
Can't swallow anything, can't even swallow pain, no
I can't help it, baby, if I lie down, I might never get on, on

So you ask me next round where I get my thrills
I say shops, heavy drinking and an Angie film
Yeah, girl, Interrupted? That was me
Gave a stop, stop, sorry and an actually
To your mind and put out the most horrible vibe
When he really get to know me, couldn't get inside
'Cause my mind and my body stepped out of sync
And I was so embarrassed that it made me sick

'Cause I try to be cool (I always really try to be cool)
But I never come through (I never really could come through)
And I hate who I am when I'm horny
I hope that you know
And I wanna have grace (I wanna have grace)
I was born with no face (ooh, I wasn't born with a face)
And I hate who I am when I'm horny
I hope that you know, know, know, know

I hope that you know

And I wanna have grace
I was born with no face
And I hate who I am when I'm horny