Take A Sexy Picture Of Me

Ever since I was a little girl
I only wanted to be sexy
Nine years old, tryna wax my legs with tape
There are some things only I can see
A little spot that can't be lifted
On my left hand
Digging like a car key
So you see
I've been having a horrible time of late
I get none of your sympathy
But all of the pain hits
And the fog lifts
And then it's too much for therapy
Oh baby, heed my solution
And take a sexy picture
Take a sexy picture of me
And make me look sixteen
Listen
I did the butcher
I did the baker
I did the home and the family maker
I did schoolgirl fantasies
Oh, I did leg things and hand stuff
And single woman banter
Now tell me, what was in it for me?
Oh
I've been having a horrible time of late
I get none of your sympathy
But all of the pain hits
And the fog lifts
And then it's too much for therapy
Oh baby, heed my solution
And take a sexy picture
Take a sexy picture of me
And make me look fifteen
You haven't looked at me the same
Since I turned twenty-seven
Where goes my potential?
Oh, she's up in Heaven
Rest in peace to any chance of me dating within my station
Ah-ah
Ooh-ooh
Ah-ah
Ooh-ooh
And no doctor or Pope can grant diagnosis
I've peeled through the forums
And there's no cure for old sis
But here's a message to the party girls
Dragged out by their ankles
I'm here if you need me, deep in your afters
Oh, I've been having a horrible time of late
I get none of your sympathy
But all of the pain hits
And the fog lifts
And then it's too much for therapy
Oh baby, heed my solution
And take a sexy picture
Take a sexy picture
Can't you see me wither?
Take a sexy picture of me
And make me look fourteen, oh
Or like ten
Or like five
Or like two
Like a baby
Whoever it is that you're gonna love
So you'll be nice to me