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EURO-COUNTRY
Janis Joplining

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Janis Joplining

Release date: 28th August 2025

From EURO-COUNTRYTrack 124:25

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About This Track

"Janis Joplining" is a track by CMAT, from the album EURO-COUNTRY, released 28th August 2025. The track is 4:25 long. It's filed under Indie Pop. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 20 articles about CMAT.

About the Artist

CMAT

CMAT

Lyrics

Janis Joplining

I'm a writer
I don't do crushes
I do problematic attentions
I do crosswords with the affections
And a longing I won't act on, no, no, no
We've been over it, myself, how bad it would be
This thing I call a crazy horse of a man, but
I was in the garden and
I was in my mind
I was thinkin' about
All the bad things that I've done every day since I was five
I've been thinkin' about boys again
I've been thinkin' about girls
And I've been blaming it on anyone that isn't me
But then I know that it won't work
'Cause all I want
I wanna talk about anything
Anything with you
My chest is congested
And I want to text all the love I have straight to you
I wanna talk about anything
Anything I know
I wish that we didn't have wares in the way
All the plans that were made before
I'm Janis Joplining anyway
So come to my hotel
I don't need to touch you
Just speak to me like I'm your wife or a part of your soul
If we keep these thoughts in our head, babe
They'll never hurt us, no
So, baby, please become my head and my body
Oh please, just for the night
Stickwitme for the night
Stickwitme for the night
Stickwitme for the night
Stickwitme for the night
Stickwitme for the night
Stickwitme for the night
I'll make us country anyway
I'll make us country anyway
I'll make us country anyway, ooh, ooh
I'll make us country anyway
I'll make us country anyway
I'll make us country anyway, ooh, ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh, ooh

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Track details

From EURO-COUNTRY

4:252025

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Album

29th August 2025

Track number

12

Release year

2025

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