Prostitution Is the World's Oldest Profession (And I, Dear Madame, Am a Professional)

Do you know who I am?
Good, neither do I
Got nothing to say
But if you pay me I can play the fool
Go on believe if it turns you on
Take what you need till your body is numb
Prostitution is revolution
You can hate me after you pay me
My submission is your addiction
So just get it while you can
Do you remember when the only thing that mattered was taking time for the things you love
But now you've got to humor all these fools
Go on believe if it turns you on
Take what you need till your body is numb
Prostitution is revolution
You can hate me after you pay me
My submission is your addiction
So just get it while you can
If you need me I'm your man
But you don't want to see me mad
Oh no we don't care
Go on believe if it turns you on
Take what you need till your body is numb
Prostitution is revolution
You can hate me after you pay me
My submission is your addiction
So just get it while you can