Kuon Kuon Kuon

Kuon Kuon Kuon

5 Cars 4 kids in his family home

Kuon Kuon Kuon

5 cars 4 kids in his family home

Save the bees his T-shirt reads

He could not give a single shit

Exclaimed from the only settee

Where all extended family sit

Heart palpitations at the thought

Of a life he can’t provide whilst

Living room emotions range from

Overjoyed to terrified

With such disdain his face arranged a hundred different colours

Whilst TV screen displays a dream which he can not accomplish

Hosepipe bans and teletext

Power lines and sales in next

M6 junction DJ sets

Cards declined in sports direct

What do we want?

More money

What do we want?

Free drinks for being a celebrity, on the internet

What do we want?

A stable job in the music industry

What do we want?

More money

Kuon Kuon Kuon

5 Cars 4 kids in his family home

Kuon Kuon Kuon

Kuon Kuon Kuon

And he just wants to make it until

Take that get back together

Through lists and queues and waiting rooms, complaints about the weather

Working for the love of it

A cesspool left devoid of wit

I am the dyson airblade -

The pinnacle of hand drying engineering

And that’s the only entertainment that ever really delivers

When television only adds concern about your liver

The only thing that they’d respect

We all have things at which we’re best

Cards declined at sports direct

Cards declined at sports direct