The Men of Your Dreams

[ The Fresh Prince on the phone ]

Hello?

Yeah, this is Prince, who's this?

Yo, what's up baby, how you doin?

Oh, I'm tryin to see you on a personal tip

You know that, right?

Heh

Ah come on

You been tellin me that for years

You're a little bit older than me, you know?

You're 30 years old and I'm 20

Age ain't nothin but a number, baby

Hey look, I'm young but I'm real strong

Heh

Hey look, I know that, I know, I know

I can't sport you around in my Benzito

And take you out to dinner and be seen

You know

That's cool, though

I tell you what

I tell you what

Got a remedy for this problem

This is what I want you to do

I want you to get a globe, right?

I want you to spin the globe, spin it hard baby

Pick anywhere in the world

And I'll take you there

We'll be together, alright?

You with that?

[ The Fresh Prince ]

Greek mythological gods are inferior

Studs and playboys, come on, I'm superior

Any man can look and see where the curves are

It takes a real man to find where the nerves are

Women like huggin, kissin and carressin

And eh - ssssslooowww undressin

Calm down, chill out, take your time, dude

Don't be all rough and fast like a monsoon

Women are soft and fragile, you know delicate

It's really not appealin to then when the fella gets

All worked up and rushes to the pinnacle

You might think so, but yo, they ain't with it though

Candlelight dinner, just you and her in a

Nice restaurant is always a winner

Then ah - if she is first rate and on the first date

She says no, be patient, don't push her, just wait

Because a woman is a gift to a man

They like you +real+ hard but with a gentle hand

So get your act together cause if you're trippin up

If you're slippin up, then F.P. is pickin up

All of y'all slack men, cause what you're lackin

I fill up, so ain't no need to come back, man

Everything ain't always the way that it seems

I'm the Fresh Prince, baby doll, and I'm the man of your dreams

[ Jazzy Jeff on the phone ]

Yo, what's up

Yeah, this Jeff

Yeah, I heard you talked to Prince today, huh?

Yeah

Let me guess

He's 'young but strong'

Yeah

I kinda figured that

Let me ask you a question

Did he kick the 'globe' line on you?

Yeah, I thought so

I heard that before too

Look, I'm not into geography

So I'm not gonna ask you to spin no globe and point to where you wanna go

Or spend no dollars or even do back-semis when I come in the room

Because I'm not into that

You know, all I'm askin for is 60 minutes of your time

And I can set the whole record straight

You know what I'm sayin?

[ Jazzy Jeff ]

I'm not tryin to say nothin that's hard or complex

Or get you psyched with a pose or body flex

I win your lovin with a paid vacation

You know, I'm more into a intellectual stimulation

I make your mind feel good, your body follows it

I pour lovin in, your mind swallows it

I'm not dissin Prince, cause he's my friend

But boys'll be boys and men'll be men

Ladies, your battery's unstable?

Jazzy Jeff got the world's best jumping cables

14'000 volts of pure intimacy

That's enticin to you? Yeah, it was meant to be

Don't debate the great flow of fate

Let he who's Jazzy have you concentrate

Think of me and you makin love as a team

I'm Jazzy Jeff, baby doll, and I'm the man of your dreams

[ The Fresh Prince ]

Yo Jeff, what up, hop?

[ Jazzy Jeff ]

What's up, man?

[ The Fresh Prince ]

Hey, I heard that you was tryin to talk to my girl

Man, what's up with that?

[ Jazzy Jeff ]

What, your girl?

[ The Fresh Prince ]

Yeah, my girl, I heard you heard you was tryin to talk to my girl

What's up

[ Jazzy Jeff ]

Nah, it ain't even like that, you know

If you was kickin stronger game

She wouldn't have to call me

[ The Fresh Prince ]

Stronger game?

Yo, you was tryin +push up+ on my girl

I wanna know what's up with that

[ Jazzy Jeff ]

Once again - your girl?

[ The Fresh Prince ]

Yeah

[ Jazzy Jeff ]

I think you better get the record straight, man

[ The Fresh Prince ]

Ah

You said my girl was pushin up on you

Ain't too much to be pushin up on!

[ Jazzy Jeff ]

I mean that's true, you know

But you know you kickin that 'spin the globe' and all of that crazy stuff

She ain't with that

[ The Fresh Prince ]

Aight, aight, aight

We ain't even gotta go into this

Hey, I'm confident in myself

I'm sure you're confident in yourself

We'll let her decide

[ Jazzy Jeff ]

Yeah, you know

We can let her decide over a nice candlelight dinner at my spot

Cause that's where she gon' be tonight

[ The Fresh Prince ]

Oh heh - dinner

You better hope she can +make+ it to dinner after she had lunch with me

[ Jazzy Jeff ]

Oh yeah?

[ The Fresh Prince ]

Yeah, word up

[ Jazzy Jeff ]

You lead it off, I end it off

[ The Fresh Prince ]

Yeah alright, homie

You better check yourself 'fore you wreck yourself

[ Jazzy Jeff ]

Ooh, I'm scared, I'm scared