A Funny Man (Pied Piper version)

[Verse 1]

One day a funny kind of man

Came walking down the street

He wore a shoe upon his head

And hats upon his feet

[Verse 2]

He raised the shoe and smiled at me

His manners were polite

But never had I seen before

Such a funny sounding sight

[Verse 3]

He said, "Allow me to present

Your Highness with a rose"

And taking out a raisin bun

He held it to my nose

[Verse 4]

I staggered back against the wall

And then I answered, "Well

I never saw a rose with such

A funny sounding smell"

[Verse 5]

He then began to sing a song

"Hmm, hmm, hmm, mm, mm, nyah, ho, me, nyah, nah, ah, ah, me

Oh, yeh, ma"

And sat down on the ground

You never heard in all your life

Such a funny feeling sound

[Verse 6]

"My friend, why do you wear two hats

Upon your feet?", I said

He turned the other way about

And hopped home on his head