2 Hard Mutha's

[Intro: Eazy-E, Dr. Dre, Yella, MC Ren & (All)]

Yo Dre, where's the goddamn drum machine?

Ah shit, I left the motherfucker with Pooh

You dumb motherfucker, what the fuck we gon' do now?

I don't know

Hey man, I got some drums in the back

What the fuck is he talking 'bout?

Do we look like we can play some fucking drums?

Man, I can play the drums

(Bullshit!)

Man, I used to fuck it up at Compton High

You motherfuckin' high!

You fat guy

Bullshit!

Give this nigga some sticks

*Drum roll*

Yo, fuck it up, Yella!

[Verse 1: MC Ren & Eazy-E]

Yo, we're two hard motherfuckers

Taking out any punk-ass suckers

Can you believe this? If so, be frightened

We're strong as fuck with the power of a titan

Setting a mark of destruction, get it!

So don't front, and say you ain't with it

You wanna rumble with us? You can't hang

Because we're something like a two-man gang

Starting some shit is what we do best

Just care about ourself and say, "Fuck the rest"

So, yo Eazy (Wassup?), bust it and shoot to kill

And tell these stupid motherfuckers the deal

[Verse 2: Eazy-E & MC Ren]

I look you dead in the eye, then I spit (Yeah)

I tell you to your face, punk, you ain't shit! (You ain't shit)

I don't give a God-damn about feelings

I'm just happy, just as long as I'm killing

A 187's in progress, nigga

Just as soon as I pull this trigger

Automatic heavily, I start firing

And the kids on the block, I'm the one they're admiring (Admiring)

A bad mouth nigga on the violent tip

I catch you talking some shit and I'ma bust your lip

Now who you gonna tell that I'm making you soft? (Yeah)

The police ain't shit 'cause I'm paying 'em off

I move slow, always ready to go, so fuck it! (So, fuck it)

And bitches on my dick, they know that they can suck it

I'm a hard head, always having a fit

When I'm not allowed to tear up shit

I'm a hard motherfucker! (Hard motherfucker)

[Hook: MC Ren]

Two hard motherfuckers

Two hard motherfuckers

Two hard motherfuckers

[Verse 3: MC Ren & Eazy-E]

Now look at me, I'm a crazed bitch

With a gangster profanity pitch

Ren is a nigga that don't give a fuck

To a pussy ass fool trying to press his luck

I'm ready to scrap, that's if you're ready to go

I'll take you out, going toe-to-toe

E will start a conversion and hit you from the back

While you getting fucked up by a ruthless jack

Critical condition is what you receive

Thinking of some back up to go and retrieve

But Eazy tell what would happen my man

They would get fucked up by a ruthless clan

So it's simple, we don't give a fuck, right?

So you and your boy can get the fuck out my sight

I'm on tilt with class getting ready to blast

'Cause I'm a hard motherfucker!

[Hook: MC Ren]

Two hard motherfuckers

Two hard motherfuckers

Two hard motherfuckers

Two hard motherfuckers

[Verse 4: Eazy-E & MC Ren]

Eazy and Ren is fucking it up again

Scheming up a plot before we begin

Because niggas like to stare like a bitch sometimes

They say, "How could them niggas have some hell of a rhyme?"

It's simple, tell 'em what we mean

When the two baddest motherfuckers step on the scene

Now, this is some shit – Yo, what are you saying?

You stupid motherfuckers, they think I'm playing

Talking all kind of shit, but I'm cracking it up

I can afford to laugh 'cause I'm backing it up

I'm not a buster, I'm more like a hitman

So if you don't wanna throw, then you can get down

You don't like it, fuck away from me!

So you can stop the shit, trying to fuck the E

[Verse 5: MC Ren & Eazy-E]

You heard what he said, and it's the truth, so what's up?

So if you want me to go, well, I'm about to nut up

The two baddest motherfuckers alive

So I don't think that you and your boys can survive

You got a girl, well if she's good to go

I bet me and E already fucked the ho

A train was in effect and your bitch was rocked

By a hell of a nigga that was hard to stop

Yo Ren, lets jet – let's get the fuck on out!

Because everybody knows what we're talking about

We're two hard motherfuckers

[Hook: MC Ren]

Two hard motherfuckers

Two hard motherfuckers

Two hard motherfuckers

Two hard motherfuckers (Like that)

Two hard motherfuckers

[Outro: MC Ren]

Break it down again

Come on Yella, break it down

Can I get another roll? (Break it down)

One time

A little cymbal for me

Break it down to break shine

Let me get a funky roll right here

What is this?

Aight, on the 3, on the 2

Ah yeah, here we go y'all, break it down on the 1

Here we go, let me get a funky roll right here

Two times, two time, two time…