big dick shit

[Intro: ericdoa & midwxst]

Alright, bet, bitch

We on Instagram Live, I'm posted with midwxst, bitch

My dick out, I'm feeling crazy, I'm feeling good, fuck is you talking 'bout?

Big dick shit, bro, fuck is you talking 'bout, bro?

Nigga said, "with my dick out", what the—?

Alright bro, let's get it

[Verse 1: ericdoa & midwxst]

I just smacked a fat bitch eating on a hot dog

Bitch, I'm on PornHub looking at some fat PAWGs

In the drag race, yeah, I feel like I'm RuPaul

Then I drive away, yeah, brand new UHaul

Posted in the function smoking on sound carts

Fat bitch built like Cartman, South Park

Chew a bag of lettuce outside a fucking Walmart

Wee-ooh, wee-ooh, feel like I'm Paul Blart

Didn't pass fourth grade, failed my math class

Big chop', better duck, Aflac

Daffy Duck on this bitch, go "Quack, quack"

Got your grandma on my dick, she gon' clap, clap

Got arrested 'cause my dick was out in Forever 21

I'm goated, showing that shit to everyone

Fuck a Perc', nigga, popping all them Tum-Tums

Fat nigga pat his tummy, saying "Tum', tum'"

[Interlude: ericdoa]

Ayy man, I'm posted with midwxst, I'm 'bout to achoo on these bitches

You feel, I'm 'bout to sneeze on them, you feel me?

You feel me? We got the—

[Verse 2: midwxst & ericdoa]

Indiana, bet you eat corn on the cob

Got a fat bitch sucking on my dick, slob, slob

Got a codec on my neck, feel like I'm Steve Jobs

Workout on the beach, nigga, got a beach bod'

Ayy, life is pain, all I do is sob

Fucked up in the crib drinking Dr. Bob

You playing games with this shit, fucking COD

I go home to my room and I cry and sob

I'm fucking on a white bitch, that bitch was Mormon

Brand new lawyer and that dude name is Norman

Smoking on a JUUL, bitch, smoking on a sorry

I started reading a book and that shit was real boring

Smoking on nightmares, rolling up dick cheese

Fucking on a horse girl, she just licked me

Fucked an Asian bitch, I fucked her with some kimchi

Start doing Kung fu in the back, that Tai chi

Burnt ass methods, that shit don't work

(Taking antidepressants, my dick don't work)

Got kicked in my dick and that shit really hurt

I'm 'bout to eat your ass up like some damn GoGurt

[Interlude: ericdoa & midwxst]

Uh, life is pain, every day's the same

I have the same headache every day, this shit is getting tiring, uh

Yeah, I'm posted with midwxst, my balls are hanging out of my boxers right now, I can feel the breeze on 'em (Hahah)

Uh, this is why I don't have a girlfriend

[Outro]

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