Carol Brown

(Verse 1)

Loretta broke my heart in a letter

Told me she was leaving and her life would be better

Joan broke it off over the phone

After the tone she left me alone

Jen said she'd never ever see me again

When I saw her again, she said it again

Jan met another man

Liza got amnesia, just forgot who I am

Felicity said there was no electricity

Emily, no chemistry

Fran, ran, Bruce turned out to be a man

Flo had to go, I couldn't go with the flow

Carol Brown just took the bus out of town

But I'm hoping that you'll stick around

(Chorus)

He doesn't cook or clean

He's not good boyfriend material

(Ooh, we can eat cereal)

You'll lose interest fast, his relationships never last

(Shut up girlfriends from the past)

He says he'll do one thing and then he goes and does another thing

(Ooh

Who organized all my ex-girlfriends into a choir

And got them to sing?)

Ooh ooh (who? who? mmmm shut up)

(Shut up girlfriends from the past)

(Verse 2)

Mimi will no longer see me

Brittany, Brittany hit me

Paula, Persephone, Stella, and Stephanie

There must be fifty ways that lovers have left me

Carol Brown just took the bus out of town

(Verse 3)

Love is a delicate thing, it could just float away on the breeze

(He said the same thing to me)

How can we ever know if I'm the right person in this world?

(That means he looks at other girls)

Love is a mystery, it does not follow rules

(This guy is a fool

He'll always be a boy, he's a man who never grew up)

I thought I told you to shut up

Mona, you told me you were in a coma

Tiffany, you said that you had an epiphany

Mm

Would you like a little cereal?

Who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends?

Was it you Carol Brown?

Was it you Carol Brown?

(Outro)

Carol Brown just took the bus out of town

But I'm hoping that you'll stick around

Stick around

Stick around

Stick around

Stick around