A Kiss is Not a Contract

[Chorus - Bret]

A kiss is not a contract

But it's very nice

Mmm, it's very nice

[Verse 1 - Bret]

Just because you've been

Exploring my mouth

Doesn't mean you get to take

An expedition further south, no

[Chorus - Bret (Jemaine)]

A kiss is not a contract

But it's very nice

(It's very, very nice)

[Verse 2 - Jemaine]

Just because we've been

Playing tonsil hockey

Doesn't mean you get to score the goal

That's in my jockeys

[Verse 3 - Bret]

Just because I'm in a two-man novelty band

Doesn't mean it's all about poontang

I can't go around loving everyone

I just wouldn't get anything done

[Verse 4 - Jemaine]

You can take me out to dinner

That might be quite nice

You could buy me a burrito

And some beans and rice

But that won't get you into pant's paradise

They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven

Oh-whoa

[Chorus - Bret and Jemaine]

A kiss is not a contract

But it's very nice

It's very, very nice

[Outro - Bret]

I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby

We're only two men, ladies

Oh babies, oh, pretty babies