Friends

Friends sing together, la la la la

Friends do things together, la la la la

Friends laugh together, Ha Ha Ha Ha

Friends make graphs together, la la la la

Friends help you when you're in danger

Friends are people who are not strangers

Friends help you shift into a new place

Tell you if you've got food on your face

Friends are the ones, on who you can depend

He's my friend, He's not my friend

Friends are the ones who are there at the end

He's my friend, They're not my friends

If you trip over I'll catch your fall

If you kick my dick, I won't break your balls

If you get drunk and vomit on me

I'll make sure you get home safely

If you cross the road and a drunk struck you

I'll scrape you up and reconstruct you

I'll cheer you up if you're depressed

If you get murdered I'll avenge your death

Friends walk together, la la la la

Pop and lock together, ZZt brrt zzt brrt

Me and him together, la la la la

Me and Jim forever...

Friends go jogging at the track

Friends borrow money, never pay It back

Friends do not let friends do crack

Friends go out and grab a snack

Friends drink beer in the sun

Unlike girlfriends they don't mind if you have more than one

Friends tell you when your fly's undone

(Murray... Your fly is undone)

My Uncle John had a special friend

They dressed alike; his name was Ben

I've never seen two friends like them

They we're very very friendly men

La la la la, friends friends friends

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La la la la, friends friends friends friends

La la la la, friends

La la la la (ping!)