Almost Soon

Old and I'm terminal, I cut Autumn out
My nickname is couch, Hate Man United
Went under my fringe, caught in a hairnet
Brain you, I'll brain you, telling dirty jokes
Wash mouths out with soap, I feel like a dope
Brain you, I'll brain you, I'll be almost soon
Loo-La-La the Loon, something, something room
Chewed by the insides of my stubble bubble

I just want to walk around in a square!
I'll bring you!
I'll brain you!
Is it legit enough to leg it, leg it, leg it, leg it?

Dead, I heard that you're deaf, but not dead enough
I'm cooking books under the stove
It's weird to be old, I got slow too fast
Got flagged at half mast
He's chalking up, he's blind by looks
He's doubling
I'll pay for, I'll pay five, I'll pay that
No, what the fuck's in my eye?
I blink down my thighs
Nail polish on my final nail clippers

I just want to walk around in a square!
I'll bring you!
I'll brain you!
Is it legit enough to leg it, leg it, leg it, leg it?

And everyone is a weirdo
Every two are just half freaks
An even three use teletext
888 subtitles me
The pink is turning purple now
I'm just a normal guy
Who sounded passive-aggressive now
These little things are massive, how?