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Suitcase: Failed Experiments and Trashed Aircraft
Grasshopper Rap

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Guided by Voices

Grasshopper Rap

Release date: 17th October 2000

From Suitcase: Failed Experiments and Trashed Aircraft

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About This Track

"Grasshopper Rap" is a track by Guided by Voices, from the album Suitcase: Failed Experiments and Trashed Aircraft, released 17th October 2000. Full lyrics are available below.

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Guided by Voices

Guided by Voices

Lyrics

Grasshopper Rap

You want a handy man

[?] is he

I'm a trickster and a super boy

Just watch me now

Yeah, you just watch me now

With a caterpillar

With the ambiance fair

I'm a cracker man and act a plan

Just watch me now

Yeah, you just watch me now

You just watch me now

That crusty sheet

It gives me beat

Got a Polaroid mind

Got a real good time

You just watch me now

Yeah, you just watch me now

Said, "Look out, boy, you gonna need some beer"

But I'm still dropping on a [?]

Just watch me now

Just watch me now

Just watch me now

Just watch me now

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From Suitcase: Failed Experiments and Trashed Aircraft

2000

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2000

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