Girl or Dog

[Intro]

What up, Paco? Little fucker

She's such a mess, so depressed

He just looks at me

I look at her and see my reflection crookedly

He can't talk but he understands

All I want is quality time with both of 'em

But she's got other plans

[Verse 1]

We shared a common love

But she was hesitant

I dove in face first like fuck the prerequisite

He tried to warn me

This girl was bad news

But I was lonely, in need of a companion

Canine or female, I'm like fuck it I'll take them both

And lost track of what I needed most (how selfish)

She had stories of abandonment and Prozac

They kind of bored me to the point I felt concerned

Until I learned that he'd been watching every episode

And taking notes on how to sit and wait his turn

Now if only I could find a way to make her stop talking about herself for more than two minutes

We could get married

What a scary thought

All I saw was ducks crying and a silent child absorbing everything

Waiting for his chance to scream

Like for instance, the time she made me feel guilty

For my accomplishments and her lack of passion

Mind sex was an understatement, let's call it brain rape

And when I needed them walks, he didn't hesitate

So now I'm like evaluating every move she makes

Cause her words get more irrelevant with every sip she takes

Sometimes he gets me pissed and small shit escalates

It's a strange relationship but it's a bond that never breaks

And I strongly suggest, the next time that you find yourself looking for love

Just get a pet. And wear a bulletproof vest

Cause you never know, she could be the one looking to bum a cigarette

It's such a simple concept, never trust a big ass with emo glasses and alcoholic tendencies

Chances are that in all her drunken splendor

She'll leave out the part about her chemical dependencies