The South

[Verse 1]

Hopped Your Flight Back Home To Dallas

Daddy Doesn't Have a Palace

But He's Chopping Trees Outback For Firewood

Liquor Never Fit Your Pallet

He Drinks Moonshine From a Chalice

Says He's Not King Of Much

But He Lives Good

[Verse 2]

Things are Changing Up Again

Since Your Sister Had a Kid

Since Your Brother Got His Second DUI

Between Hail Mary's and Our Father's

You're Still Wondering Why You Bother

Coming Home To Texas Everytime

[Refrain]

Oh, Oh, Oh

Oh, Oh, Oh

[Verse 3]

When Your Uncle Takes You Hunting

Says "Hey Hollywood, Here's Something That I Bet

No One Can Do In Malibu"

Before Thе Last Buck's Blood Is Dry

He Shoots a Doe Between Thе Eyes

And Says You Can't Go Home Until You Kill One Too

[Verse 4]

Call Your Mother From The Car

Shaking Voice and Breathing Hard

She Says "Stiff Upper Lip, 'cause Turner Boys Don't Cry"

Wipe Your Mouth On Camo Sleeves

Before Your Unc Comes Back and Sees

But He Can Smell The Vomit From Outside

[Refrain]

Oh, Oh, Oh

Oh, Oh, Oh

[Verse 5]

Figured You Had Gotten Used To Me

But It Went Longer Then It Used To Be

So You're Calling Me To Save You From The South

So Polite, We're Almost Whispering

Like You're Whole Family Is Listening

Like I Don't Want Your Fingers In My Mouth