Gaberdine Angus (live)

Gaberdine Angus at the magazine rack

Views the situation from the front to the back

Nobody's looking for the man with the mac

Stick it right back in the stack jack

Gaberdine Angus had a mean trick

Had a mean wang - made women sick

Here's one now - go on act the goat

Gaberdine Angus - open your coat

Why waste words - risk resistance

When you can climax from a distance

Shock tactics - designed to stun

Gaberdine Angus - it isn't done

She don't run - she don't scream

Your pink extremity has gone unseen

She doesn't give the usual nervous cough

So zip up Angus - then zip off