I Don't Want to Be Nice

Here he comes now....

The fast fingers, the expert eyes

And the same old 'how'd you do'

Disgust is just his dumb disguise

He wants a word with you

His problems are the end

A mouth needs exercise

The last thing I need is another friend

I don't want to be nice

I don't want to be nice

I think it's clever to swear

Better seek some sound advice

I would look elsewhere

Your face is an obvious case

I wouldn't put it about

This is neither the time nor place

To sort your problems out

What you see is what you get

You only live twice

A friend in need is a friend in debt

I don't want to be nice

No we never met before

I'm very happy to say

Far from perfect strangers

I'd like to keep it that way

I'm not your psychoanalyst

I'd rather talk to mice

You're so easy to resist

I don't want to be nice

I don't want to be nice

I think it's clever to swear

I would seek some sound advice

I would look elsewhere

Your face is an obvious case

I wouldn't put it about

This is neither the time nor place

To sort your problems out

What you see is what you get

You only live twice

A friend in need is a friend in debt

I don't want to be nice