When I Write My Master's Thesis

Oh, the streets of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas fill with smoke

Doorbell rings

I put my controller down and pick it up

Shoot some things

Later, the darkness hits reboot and the loneliness increases

She said she'd come back home when I write my master's thesis

Oh, the hours I spent in the archives wearing cotton gloves

Shuffling photos from the Ninette Sanatorium Halloween parties

Emaciated ghosts hiding in those curtains' creases

I'll let you haunt the world when I write my master's thesis

No more marking first-year papers

No more citing sources

So I left home, cried the bumpy ride to Highway 23

Started west

They'll be there to say that I don't need to take their stupid test

Greet me with banners and balloons and my hard drive smashed to pieces

Nothing left for me to save when I write my master's thesis

It's all gonna change when I write my master's thesis