Happy Halloween (Intro)

[Josh A]

Wow! I can't believe it’s been a whole year since last Halloween and the first better off dead. Me and Jake are about to on a world tour soon; Life's looking pretty good

Knock, knock, knock, knock

Oh, that must be some trick or treaters

[Misc Kids]

Trick or Treat?

[Josh A]

Hey, kids who are you all supposed to be for Halloween?

[Misc Kids]

I'm Josh A, I’m Jake Hill, Pinecone gang

[Josh A]

Okay, I'm giving you guys the works. here is the mix-tapes, 20 pieces of candy

[Misc Kids]

Oooh

[Josh A]

Good job kids, and uh... what about you guys? Who are you?

[Misc Kids]

I'm skull trooper, John Wick

[Josh A]

Oh, so you guys uh...  you guys like Fortnite, huh?

[Misc Kids]

Oh, yeah. We love Fortnite. We love Fortnite. We love Fortnite. We love Fortnite.

Dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, floss, floss, dab

[Josh A]

Ok, I've had it, that's enough

Machine gun and children's screams

[Jake Hill]

Josh, what the fuck? You can't just shoot people for doing Fortnite dances in real life! They were just kids, oh my god!

[Josh A]

Na man, don't worry about it, it’s legal

[Jake Hill]

What?

[Josh A]

Ya, man didn’t you hear about it? Tonight's the Purge. Let’s go kill some Fortnite kids!