Beluxia (Skit)

[Skit: Joyner Lucas & Homie X]

Shit, fuck

I fuckin’ hate the rain nigga

Why you, why you hate the rain so much man?

Nigga you know why I hate the rain

I don’t know

This shit remind of Beluxia and shit

Stupid bitch

Beluxia?

Fuckin’ hated that bitch

You, what?

Aye nigga you what I did for that

*Thunder strikes*

Ah! What the fuck was that?

Bitch ass nigga

I don’t like that shit man

I know

Anyway nigga you know what I done did for that bitch?

What? What’d you do for that bitch?

Nigga I used to run that bitch’s bath water

I used to babysit all her badass fuckin’ kids

While she go out and hang with some hoe named Roxanne and shit

I hated that bitch

Roxanne?

I never met her

Yeah man, Roxanne

Why does that name sound so familiar?

Bitch took up all my motherfuckin’ time

Every halfour that bitch was calling’ her motherfuckin’ phone

And she would just, up and leave to go hang out

Can you believe she spent my birthday with Roxanne nigga?

For real?

Yeah man, couple days later

One rainy night, I came home to a note

Bitch talkin’ bout she don’t need me no more

Man I swear to god everytime I think about that day I wanna cry man

Ayy but you know what tho bro?

I’m happy I got you man

I love you man

Ai, ai (What?)

Ai that’s it, that’s it, ai (What?)

Imma tell you something but promise me you won’t get mad nigga

I ain’t gon’ get mad man, I promise

You promise?

I promise nigga just say it

Aiit man, I’m Roxanne

What?

Yeah nigga I’m Roxanne nigga

I’m the motherfuckin’ Roxanne that you been textin’ (The fuck)

And I’m the one who she went to go see it was me nigga (The fuck you mean?)

What the fuck you talkin’ bout nigga you fucked my bitch?

Well I couldn’t think of no other way to get you out the house nigga

You fucked my bitch?

So I had to be Roxanne man, I’m sorry (You fucked my b- -igga)

I - Beluxia?

I’m sorry it’s all my fault

Beluxia outta all bitches?

Ass so fat nigga you used to talk about all the time

I wanted to hit it

Ah, shit nigga

Man I wanted to hit it for you, aiit?

Oh my fuckin’ god

I’m sorry nigga

*Joyner starts crying*

C’mon nigga

Please, you can’t get mad

I don’t wanna talk to you man

It’s just pussy my nigga

Man I don’t wanna talk to you

No wonder why she said she don’t need me no more