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KEG – Kids (2022) | Track profile | Dork

Tracks
KEG
Girders - EP
Kids

TRACK

Kids

Release date: 1st September 2022

From Girders - EPTrack 52:59

Alternative Music

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About This Track

"Kids" is a track by KEG, from the album Girders - EP, released 1st September 2022. The track is 2:59 long. It's filed under Alternative. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about KEG.

About the Artist

KEG

KEG

Lyrics

Kids

[Verse 1]

Priscilla and Daniel, just sit down, listen

California rolls and buddha bowls Aren't appropriate lunch box foods

A sandwich, crisps and a drink will do you just fine

[Chorus]

Shitty kids

Shitty kids, shitty kids, shitty kids

Shitty kids

Shitty kids, shit, shit kids

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 2]

Daddy! I want an Itsu

Daddy! I want an Itsu

Want an Itsu here

Want an Itsu now

Isn't it rough being signed to Rough Trade?

[Chorus]

Shitty kids

Shitty kids, shitty kids, shitty kids

Shitty kids

Shitty kids, shit, shit kid

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]

I don't like my children

Priscilla's au pair thinks it unfair

Her Alpen be served on anything other than earthenware

Daniel watches repeat editions of Michael McIntyre's Roadshow on repeat

No I don't find it funny, Dan!

Go and smoke some weed on your own

[Chorus]

Shitty kids

Shitty kids, shitty kids, shitty kids

Shitty kids

Shitty kids, shit, shit kids

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Track details

From Girders - EP

2:592022

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Catch the band on tour very soon indeed.

28 Sept 2023 • 12:38 pm

Credits

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Writer: KEG
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