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KEG – Michael Phelps (2024) | Track profile | Dork

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Michael Phelps

Release date: 2nd April 2024

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"Michael Phelps" is a track by KEG, released 2nd April 2024. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about KEG.

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Michael Phelps

[Verse 1]

Teaching your children to swim

'Cause one day Michael Phelps will be king

Times are changing, changing fast

My fingers slip as I try to grip a grasp

[Chorus]

The rivers swell

The fish grow tall

Mr. Phelps, he owns it all

Our huge backed king

The chorus sing

The children sing!

[Post-Chorus]

Marco Polo

Marco Polo

Marco Polo

Marco Polo

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]

[?] feel nostalgic

Guppies get elected

Swollen gills filled with priest's signet rings

Shanty towns on stilts

Worn out worms are only meats

Wear your grade 7 badges with pride

Rising tides, rising tides

Wear your grade 7 badges with pride

Rising tides, rising tides

[Outro]

I wanna swim all day

I wanna swim all night

I wanna swim all day

I wanna swim all night

I wanna swim all day

I wanna swim all day

I wanna swim all day

I wanna swim all night

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Michael Phelps

2024

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