Alphabutt

A is for apple

B is for butt

C is for cat butt

D is for doo doo

E is for elephant doo doo

F is for fart

G is for gorilla fart

H is for huge gorilla fart

I is for eyeball

J is for jammies

K is for kid fart

L is for long and loud farts

M is for monkey butt

N is for saying good night night at nap time

O is for oh!

P is for panda peeing and pooping in her potty while papa plays peek-a-boo

Q is for Q-Bert

R is for robotic monkey who's going to take over the world

S is for stinky

T is for turd

U is for uh oh

V is for flying V

W is for wee wee

X is for exactamundo

Y is for yucky and yummy and you

And Z is for farts that smell like the zoo