Smoothie

Hey, papa make mama a smoothie

Make mama a smoothie right now

Hey, papa make mama a smoothie

'Cause when mama drinks a smoothie little baby goes wild

And it starts splashing and a-splishn' like a school of little fishes

If a school of little fish was in me

Then glub, glub, glub like a fart in the tub

Like a fart in the tub inside of me

And then the head and butt start rollin'

Like two balls bowling perfect games on the lanes inside of me

Then a great big kick up under my ribs that feels like nothing else

But assures me of the health

And the length and the strength of my little baby

Because when baby is feelin' lazy

Mama goes crazy thinkin' something's wrong

And then mama runs to papa

And she sings him this little song

Hey, papa make mama a smoothie

Make mama a smoothie right now

Hey, papa make mama a smoothie

'Cause when mama drinks a smoothie little baby goes wild

And it starts splashing and a-splishn' like a school of little fishes

If a school of little fish was in me

Then glub, glub, glub like a fart in the tub

Like a fart in the tub inside of me

And then the head and butt start rollin'

Like two balls bowling perfect games on the lanes inside of me

Then a great big kick up under my ribs that feels like nothing else

But assures me of the health

And the length and the strength of my little baby

Hey, papa make mama a smoothie

Make mama a smoothie right now

Hey, papa make mama a smoothie

'Cause when mama drinks a smoothie little baby goes wild