Bobby-O

Bobby-O, Bobby-O

Skinny younger brother of Fabio

Rode his horse down to Mexico

Oh Bobby-O

His horses' name was Rambo

But Rambo was really slow

How slow was he? He didn't go

Oh Bobby-O

He got a job down in Mexico

Teaching water aerobics in a sombrero

All the old ladies sure thought he was a pro

Doing jumping jacks in his pink Speedo

Oh Bobby-O

He did something naughty

What it was we'll never know

But the hotel owner said, "Man, you gotta go

Pack your bathing suit and don't forget Rambo"

Oh Bobby-O

Bobby-O, Bobby-O

Skinny younger brother of Fabio

Rode his horse down to Mexico

Oh Bobby-O, Oh Bobby-O

Oh, oh, oh, oh Bobby-O