Chemistry

My heart is on my sleeve, my head is in the sand

I said, "How did we end up here?"

You said happenstance

And I didn't understand, so I made other plans

I ran to the ocean, washed the blood off of my hands

I washed away my tears, washed away ten years

Washed away the empty space in-between my ears

And you said, "All that I mean is that you and me

Didn't meet because of fate, but rather, probability"

And you said, "The truth's like corn, and lies are like weeds"

You said, "The Schroedinger Equation collapsed perfectly"

And I said, "Mercy me, be patient please!"

'Cause I don't know a goddamn thing

About the birds and the bees

I just know what I'm like, and I'm like what I see

Even though it's hard to see because you just blinded me

And if there's one thing I learned in chemistry

It's that the gain of electrons is reduction, obviously

But you can't see electrons without machines

And you can't tell from my inflection if I'm being mean

And I don't know if I can take you seriously

Sometimes elections depend on the absentees

And my family, and my friends

And all the little kids that love me make me strong

And no matter how this ends

I know I'll never, ever, ever, be alone

Some day I'll be an old lady

With a big dress and an apron

A babushka and bare feet

I'll be out in my garden

On my hands and knees

And I'll be singing a song

That is really sad and sweet

Mommy and daddy, your baby is grown

And the smell of the cold, wet dirt reminds me of home