Bouncer's Conversation

[Verse 1]

See that girl alone

Dressed all in her evening clothes?

She's dying

'Cause her boyfriend didn't show up

Pull her out of line

Stick her in a waiting room

And ignore her

'Til her face gets really bloated

[Chorus]

And I wonder what it's like

To be suckin' all the time

You never get it right

And you're never gonna win

And your ass is on your face

And your life is such a waste

And there's sugar

Leanin' in the window

[Verse 2]

See that amazon?

Her head looks like its connected to

Her shoulders

They look like little boulders

Turn her 'round and 'round

Take a mental picture of her naked

Inebriated

Face down on the linoleum

[Chorus]

And I wonder what it's like

To be suckin' all the time

You never get it right

And you're never gonna win

And your ass is on your face

And your life is such a waste

And there's sugar

Walkin' to the dressing room

[Refrain]

What would I give to be her

Joyride, daddy-o, tonight

[Chorus]

And I wonder what it's like

To be suckin' all the time

You never get it right

And you're never gonna win

And your ass is on your face

And your life is such a waste

And there's sugar

Headin' to the barrio

[Chorus]

With a faggot on her left

And a faggot on her right

And my dick is getting limp

'Cause the chicks all suck tonight

And the band is such a bore

And I've seen it all before

And there's sugar

Making me a video

[Refrain]

What would I give to be her

Joyride, daddy-o, tonight