Combo Platter

[Verse 1]

He said that it's probably a bad place to be

But it's probably worse than Manhattan

Looks like shit and it feels like America

Looks like shit and it feels like America

[Verse 2]

Take the train right up to the zoo

Don't look back on what you've been through

'Cause everyone's got a Monday

Looks like shit and it feels like America

Looks like shit and it feels like America

[Chorus]

It's nice to be liked

But it's better by far to get paid

I know that most of the friends that I have

Don't really see it that way

But if you could give 'em each one wish

How much do you want to bet?

They'd wish success for themselves and their friends

And that would include lots of money

That would surely include lots of money

[Post-Chorus]

So if there are any of you little green elves

Sitting out there today

Step right up wish me old Irish luck

But I also need shitloads of money

And if there are any of you dirty rich old men

Sitting out there out today

Step right up I'm a lucky fuck

But I'm gonna need shitloads of money

I'm gonna need shitloads of money

I have got to have shitloads of money

["Johnny Sunshine (Girly-Sound Version)" in Reverse]

[Verse 1]

He came over to my house

Didn't even knock you just walked inside

And when I didn't want to talk

He said, "Oh, god, I know all the bullshit"

[Chorus]

Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself

'Cause I'm not

Don't you know I'm not

[Verse 2]

And I said, "You've got a lot of nerve

Coming over here after all of the times that

You've tried to pull the wool over my eyes

And my ears and nose and mouth and

[Chorus]

Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself

'Cause I'm not

Don't you know I'm not"

[Verse 3]

And I said, "You've got a lot of nerve

After all, it wasn't me who left and

Now you're sleeping with that girl that you used

To say that you have always hated

[Chorus]

Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself

Don't be so in love with yourself

'Cause I'm not

Don't you know I'm not"