Soap Star Joe

[Refrain]

He's just a hero in a long line of heroes

Looking for something attractive to save

They say he rode in on the back of a pick-up

And he won't leave town 'til you remember his name

[Verse 2]

He's just a hero in a long line of heroes

Looking for some lonely billboard to grace

They say he sprung from the skull of Athena

Think about your own head and the headache he gave

[Verse 3]

He's just a hero in a long line of heroes

Looking for action at a price he can pay

They say he's famous, but no one can prove it

Make him an offer just to see what he'll say

[Chorus]

Check out the dashboard lights

Glowing all green and white

He feels safe in the dark

He wears his blue jeans tight

[Refrain]

He's just a hero in a long line of heroes

Looking for something attractive to save

They say he rode in on the back of a pick-up

And he won't leave town 'til you remember his name

[Chorus]

Check out the thinning hair

Check out the aftershave

Check out America

You're looking at it, babe