Doctor

I went to the doctor and the doctor said

Son you look older than me and I'm 71

You're falling apart and not living right

I went to the doctor and the doctor said

Loud, you've got to stop hanging out

With that olden crowd

Living's a battle and you're losing the fight

I went to the doctor and the doctor said

Boy, your body is a temple, it's not a toy

Fill up this here paper cup and give it to the nurse

Don't spill it now

I went to the doctor and the doctor said

Friend this should be the middle

But it could be the end

You better get better or else you're gonna get worse

Oh, I went to the doctor. Oh, I went to the doctor

I went to the doctor and the doctor said

Sir we got back the x-ray everything's a blur

It's all positive that's what every single test shows

I went to the doctor and the doctor said

Kid it was something that you ate or drank

It's something that you did

And it's all in your head and

It's spreadin on down to your toes

Let's spread it around a little bit now

Oh, I went to the doctor. Everybody does

Oh, I went to the doctor

I went to the doctor and the doctor said

Please get on down to the drug store

And pick up some of these

After that get on home and get into your bed

I went to the doctor and the doctor said

Shucks that's just about all, you owe me 300 bucks

And you can call me in the morning

That is if you're not dead

2, 3, 4... Oh, I went to the doctor

I was checkin up on you. Oh, I went to the doctor