No Man's Land

He lives on the east side now, she's on the west

The Park is in-between them, I guess it's for the best

They're in no man's land - I can get me a walk

When they meet in the middle to hand me off

I got a big bark but no much of a bite

At the foot of her bed I sleep there through the night

She pets me and spoils me, calls me her little boy

And each and every Christmas I get a new squеaky toy

(Harmonica Solo)

But when I stay with him we're both at a loss

'Causе he gets kinda alpha, acting like he's the boss

He and I used to wrassle back when I was just a pup

But we're older and slower now, we gave all that up

I never did figure out who was in the wrong

All that cryin' and yellin' went on way too long

Everything changes, I suppose that was it

But they both seem so sad since the day they split

I'm in the middle here in no man's land

I'm hopin' for a truce - it's hard to understand

Why all this had to happen, it don't even seem real

Why don't they just lick, make up - what's the big deal?

Never won a ribbon, I'm no best in show

I'm just a dog, mutt, and what the hell do I know?

Except the day that they got me sure was a great day

And they'd get back together if I had my way