McSorley's

Quite a crowd standing outside McSorkley's

There are cameras and folk from the press

Apparently someone wants entry

And that someone is wearing a dress

Seems McSorely has never served ladies

And the ladies they think it’s high time

It's not that they yearn for the Guinness

This tradition's unfair, it’s a crime

It's a crime against the liberation

The great movement that's sweeping the land

Brave women are fighting fro freedom

Brave women are taking a stand

Why, already we have female golfers

Dog catchers and plumbers are few

And recently the greatest victory

The honorees have made generals of two

And it's wonderful everything's changing

Soon the women will be like the men

Then they won't have to cook or have babies

They can rooster, they won't have to hen

So storm down the doors of McSorley's

And knock Paddy off of his stool

Belly on up to the bar, girls

And let no man think woman a fool