Surfin' Queen (Demo)

She rode the waves on her red surfboard

When night would fall she'd always ask for more

I'll always love you my surfin' queen

My surfin' queen

We'd walk along the beach under the sun

Vowing not to part - our names would someday be one

I'll always love you my surfin' queen

My surfin' queen

Then one windy night she went out on a wave

We had a fight - I had sent her away

She fell off her board, fell into the misty clouds

Now angry sea is just a watery shroud

I sit alone each night, hang my head and cry

My surfin' queen rides her surfboard in the sky

(Spoken)

Yes, my darling, I will always remember that fantabulous night. The moon was shining bright - everything was out of sight. I felt like Barry White. You're weren't uptight - you were dead

But you know it was alright because you were so passive and I could so anything I wanted to you. I took that bathing suit off pretty darn fast. Yeah, nice birthmark, babe! Then you started to get hard. That confused me. Then I got this idea  - I took out the surfboard wax and I rubbed it all over your body. I took you out and I rode a wave in on top of you. You know, you were a beautiful human being but now you're an incredible surfboard. I was having ten right in your face. So tough and yet so tender. So boss and at the same time oh, so beautiful...