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Lynks – Hey Joe (Relax) (2022) | Track profile | Dork

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MEN - Single
Hey Joe (Relax)

TRACK

Hey Joe (Relax)

Release date: 1st April 2022

From MEN - Single

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About This Track

"Hey Joe (Relax)" is a track by Lynks, from the album MEN - Single, released 1st April 2022. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 17 articles about Lynks.

About the Artist

Lynks

Lynks

Lyrics

Hey Joe (Relax)

[Chorus]

Relax, sit down for a minute

Yeah, this is my house

And I don't want you in it

Relax, sit down for a minute

Yeah, this is my house, this is my house

And if told you to relax

Then relax

[Verse 1]

Hey, Joe

I won't text you back

I've got a train to catch, I have to go

Hey, Joe

I've pulled a muscle in my back

I'm feelin' out of a whack

It's time to go

(Hey, Joe)

Don't say that you'd tell me the truth but you don't think could handle it

(Hey, Joe)

Don't you dare try and spout that shit while claimin' you're the devil's advocate

(Hey, Joe)

Don't think you're big 'cause you got a philosophy undergraduate

(Hey, Joe)

I can't stand you, I can't stand your shit

[Pre-Chorus]

Yeah

Yeah

[Chorus]

So relax, sit down for a minute

Yeah, this is my house

And I don't want you in it

Relax, sit down for a minute

Yeah, this is my house, this is my house

And if I told you to relax

Then relax

Sit down

Take a step back

It's not about you now

Relax

Chill out

Take the night off

Just pipe down

Yeah

[Verse 2]

Hey, Joe

I've had a really, really nice time

I promise you I'm fine, I have to go

Hey, Joe

Please don't refill my wine

I promise you I'm fine, I have to go

(Hey, Joe)

You sit there and ask her if it's that time of the month

(Hey, Joe)

She bites her tongue so hard, it becomes a bloody pulp

(Hey, Joe)

Opinions are like arseholes

I don't want yours

(Hey, Joe)

That's it

Not anymore

Now fuck off

[Outro]

I can't believe that I used to fuck you

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Track details

From MEN - Single

2022

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2022

—Hey Joe (Relax)
—Perfect Human Specimen
—Silly Boy
—Silly Boy
3:19
—Hey Joe (Relax)
3:32
—Perfect Human Specimen
3:02

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Lynks — Hey Joe (Relax)

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Hey Joe (Relax)

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