Pandemic!

Germ meets bat
Bat meets pig
Pig meets plate
Plate meets human
And human lips
And fingertips
Then humans kiss
Now human gets sick
With a new virus
That's never existed before
So leave your vaccines at the doors
And stock up on the beans in your drawers
This is hardcore
(This is hardcore)

(Cough cough) Now what's gonna happen to you
(Cough cough) Stay off the buses and stay off the tube
(Cough cough) Don't worry the government knows just what to do
(Cough cough) Like SARS, Influenza, Black Death, and Swine Flu?

Pandemic
Pandemic
Pandemic
Pandemic
Watch out!
Pandemic
Pandemic
Pandemic
Watch out!

The NHS is well-prepared to deal with an outbreak of this kind
And is already putting measures in place

Is this a dream?
I can't believe what I'm seeing
The shops are swept clean
And every single musician is doing a live-stream
You best-a-believe
I turned the heating on
Now I think I've got a fever
Guess that's two weeks on my sofa
Guess I'm a loner
(Cough cough) Might build an online persona
(Cough cough) Or get in shape and do some yoga
(Cough cough) All while preventing pneumonia
(Cough cough) Thanks Corona

Pandemic
Pandemic
Pandemic
Pandemic
Watch out!
Pandemic
Pandemic
Pandemic
Watch out!

He's a pig he's a piggy he's a piglet
Yeah Boris Johnson likes big business
If I catch him walkin round Brixton
I'll cut his fingers off right right at the signet