Class President

[Intro]

Why thank you, Jerome, that was a very good speech

Next up, we have our last candidate for the 2010 Allderdice High School presidential campaign

We have Mac Miller!

[Verse]

Haha, look

Comin' with the flows of a veteran, Mac for class president

All black Letterman, recognize a gentleman (Uh-huh)

Know anything but formal, take you out the normal (Yeah)

It's time travel here, step into my portal

Never seem to be another ordinary college fellow

Still keep a bunch of action figures, Donatellos (Clever)

I used to wet my pants, leave the carpet yellow

Now I'm playin' games with hoes, turn they heart to Jell-O

L rolled from my wrist to my elbow

Hella smoke got my eyes red like Elmo

Music that I make got me buzzin' like a cellphone

Stickin' to my word, I'm Velcro (This kid's great)

Hell no, I ain't gon' stop one minute

Better than I ever been, before was just a scrimmage

Now the boy playin' for the cup, this the championship

See the wordplay dance from his lips

All my ladies, put your hands on your hip

Here's some candy to lick

Come and holla if your man is a bitch

Every party that I roll to they demand me to spit

Treat me like I'm Peyton Manning in this

Playa, I don't got no time for the slow grind here in '09

Blow minds with these dope rhymes, call 'em coke lines (Mac Miller)

Snort it, get distorted, I'm takin' you out of orbit

Plus we poppin' champagne, see the cork twist

Purple piff got me higher than a forklift

Hungry, feedin' like my mother got four tits

I'm livin' in this music, you a tourist

Rocky and Bulwinkle, you just Boris

Boy spit still way sharper than a swordfish

Your whole style just dead like a morgue is

I'm a senior but I stay fresh, man

Class president, never woulda guessed, man (Great)

Bitches on me that I ain't never met, man

The only thing that's on your dick is your left hand

Wolverine deal, signin' on the X, man

They don't hear me up in Def Jam

[Outro]

Oh, thank you, thank you Mac Miller, thank you

Hahaha, oh wow, oh, quite impressive

Quite impressive, Mac Miller