Dear Johnny #5

East Hampton

Dear Johnny

You were here for such a short time and now you're gone again. I hope you don't stay in L.A. for too long. I hear the smog is really bad and all that sun rots your brain. But you have Ben to keep you from going Hollywood on us, so I'm not worried. Wasn't Ingrid's party a blast? Those margaritas tasted sooooo good. I lost track of how many I had, but the next day my liver reminded me.

When you and your friend rode up on your Harley's I wet my pants. I watched you ride up from my window and I wanted to run downstairs, straddle your bike and let you eat my pussy while all your friends watched. Why do motorcycles, tattoos and dirty hands always send me to my knees? Proof that I am nothing but white trash. Do you think it's bad that I'm attracted to all your friends? Do you think it's bad that I'm attracted to all your friends? It makes me want to fuck you more, knowing you have such fuckable friends.

The girls were pretty fuckable too. By the time everybody arrived I had to do a woody check. People seemed to be in such a good mood. I think the margaritas had something to do with it. I tried to be a good hostess and make sure everyones needs were met but after a few drinks I decided everyone could meet their own needs.

The D.J. you found played the best stuff. My $900.00 Gucci shirt was soaked from dancing so I took it off and nobody seemed to mind. So did Ingrid and nobody seemed to mind. We were wearing matching Christian Dior demi-cup bras and that made me feel even closer to her. When the D.J. played a slow song we got glued together and just to show how much I love her I let her french kiss me and smear my lipstick.

You weren't jealous were you? I noticed you had your hand halfway down Juliettes pants. Were you helping her tuck her skirt in? I don't blame you. She looks like she just stepped out of a Zeffirelli movie.

Did your friends have fun? Todd spent the whole night taking to a gorgeous Lesbian and Ben sneaked out halfway through the evening. Who's heart was breaking this time?

All in all I'd say the party was a great success but I was glad when everyone left and we were finally alone. You fucked me so good we cracked the toilet seat.

I saw a movie the other day where a girl sticks a rag up her lovers butt and pulls it out when he comes. Should we try this?

Miss you something awful, hurry back!

your devoted nympho DITA XX