Operation Lifesaver AKA Mint Test

[Intro: sample]

"The world is under attack at this very moment

By the most powerful forces man has ever seen!

Fate from the depths of the earth

'Operation: Lifesaver' is in effect, as of right now!"

[Verse: MF DOOM]

Wow, it caught me off guard

I went to breathe out, but then she made me cough hard

Contact the God and let him know to slip two in

Fine, how are you doing?

Can I get you a drink? This one's a shoo-in

Awkward situation that I'm on a mission to ruin

Her big butt and smile was like camo

Hit up the men's room, we need more ammo ("Reload")

Watch your 3 o'clock, a new recruit

That's her gin and Juicy Juice, use a stick of Juicy Fruit

("Fire in the hole!") She just knew she was cute

It's in her own best interest

It's less stress, hit her with the "Do you need a mint?" test

It don't matter if she's slim or dressed to impress

I won't rest, fellas don't fess

Some of 'em just need to eat the whole thing of Crest

("In effect!") It's been a long day

It's just how the song say:

"'Operation: Lifesaver' is in effect, as of right now!"

I hope she don't take this the wrong way

[Outro: samples & MF DOOM]

"Are you ready? (Yeah)

Are you with it? (Yeah!)

Okay, let's go, you know what to do

The whole world's watching and counting on you

(You need a mint test)

(No! The beat stopped!)

And all you people listening out there

Everybody, everywhere

Hang on! Hang on! Hang on!"

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[Produced by Madlib]