Figaro

[Verse: MF DOOM]

The rest is empty with no brain, but the clever nerd

The best MC with no chain ya ever heard

Take it from the TEC-9 holder

They've bit, but don't know they neck shine from Shinola

Everything that glitter ain't fishscale

Lemme think, don't let her faint get Ishmael

A shot of Jack got her back it's not a act stack

Forgot about the cackalack, holla back; clack-clack, blocka

Villainy, feel him in ya heart chakra, chart-toppa

Start-shit stoppa, be a smart shoppa

Shot-a-Cop day around the way 'bout to stay

But who'd a know there's two mo' that wonder where the shooter go

'Bout to jet, get him, not a bet, dead 'em

Let 'em spit the venom said 'em got a lot of shit with 'em

Let the rhythm hit 'em, it's stronger in the other voice

We makes the joints that make 'em spread 'em butta moist

Man, please, the stage is made of panties

From the age of baby hoochies on to the grannies

Ban me the dough rake, daddy

The flow make her fatty shake, patty cake, patty cake

For fake, if he was Anita Baker's man

He'd take her for her masters, hit it once an' shake her hand

On some ol' thank ya ma'am an' ghost her

She could mind the toaster if she sign the poster

A whole host of roller coaster riders

Not enough tracks (Is it?), hot enough black (For ya)

It's too hot to handle, you got blue sandals

Who shot ya? Ooh, got you new spots to vandal?

Do not stand still, boast yo' skills

Close but no krills, toast for po' nils, post no bills

Coast to coast Joe Shmoe's flows ill, go chill

Not supposed to overdose No-Doz pills

Off pride tykes talk wide through scar meat

Off sides like how Worf rides with Starfleet

Told ya, on some get-rich shit

As he gets older he gets colder than a witch tit

This is it, make no mistakes where my nigga go?

Figaro, Figaro

O's beats and my rhymes attack

A scary act, all black like Ms. Mary Mack

Wait 'til you see 'em live on the piano

DOOM sing soprano, like, "Una, duociano"

My momma told me

Blast 'em and pass her her glass of Ol' E

Not to be troublesome, but I could sure use

A quick shot of double rum, no stick of bubble gum

I like ice cream, we could skip the weddin'

Have a nice dream, she only let him stick the head in