All Caps

[Intro: Irene Tedrow]

If—

There-there—, there—

There—

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[Verse 1: MF DOOM]

So nasty that it's probably somewhat of a travesty

Having me, then he told the people, "You can call me Your Majesty"

Keep your battery charged, you know it won't stick, yo

And it's not his fault you kick slow

Should've let your trick ho chick hold your sick glow

Plus nobody couldn't do nothin' once he let the brick go

And you know I know that's a bunch of snow

The beat is so butter, peep the slow cutter

As he utter the calm flow ("Your mother—"), don't talk about my moms, yo

Sometimes he rhyme quick, sometimes he rhyme slow

Or vice versa, whip up a slice of nice verse pie

Hit it on the first try, villain: the worst guy (There—)

Spot hot tracks like spot a pair of fat asses

Shots of the scotch from out the square shot glasses (There—)

And he won't stop till he got the masses

And show 'em what they know not through flows of hot molasses

Do it like the robot to headspin to boogaloo

Took a few minutes to convince the average bug-a-boo (There—)

It's ugly, like look at you, it's a damn shame

Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name

[Bridge: Irene Tedrow]

There—

There—

[Verse 2: MF DOOM]

And you know it like a poet, like baby doll

I bet she tried to say she gave me her all, she played ball

All bets off! The Villain got the dice rigged

And they say he accosted the man with the sliced wig

Allegedly, the investigation is still ongoing

In this pesky nation he gots the best con flowin'

The pot doubles, now they really got troubles

Madman never go *pop* like snot bubbles

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