Tony the Pony

Still drinking on the corner

Just don't say I didn't warn you

Always nagging big brother

He's only looking out for you

Tony the pony

Tony the pony

You're still standing on the corner

Just don't say I didn't warn you

Old and jealous big brother

You had your time and you spent it crying

Now, Tony the pony

Tony the pony

So that's what they call you now

When you're free outside

So cold and hard and in control

And...

There's a free ride on

Tony the pony

Why do you always wanna stop me

From doing the things in life that make me happy

And when I'm outside with friends laughing loudly

Why do you always wanna stop me

Oh I would never

I would never

But you will carry the can for anyone

And there's a free ride on gullible Tony

You're drunker, quicker

And you're sicker even quicker

For something heavy is gonna fall on you

And what do they call you now

When you're free outside

So cold and hard and in control

And oh... been a lark

There's a free ride on

Soft touch Tony

I'll never say "I told you so"

Or how I knew that something bad would happen to you

I don't wanna say "I told you so"

Oh but Tony, I told you so

I told you so