Jonny = Louis Tomlinson
Harvey = Niall Horan
Veronica = Zayn Malik
Marcel = Harry Styles
Leeroy = Liam
Jonny: So I said to her, "Angelina, I want to. I really, really want to". "But what about Brad?" "Brad’s like a son to me"
Harvey: You’re a good man!
Jonny: I know, I know.
*Intercom Buzzes*
Harvey: Come in!
Veronica: One Direction are here to see you.
Harvey: Who?
Veronica: One Direction? You’re making their new movie. Shall I send them in?
Jonny: Sure, I love new movies!
Harvey: They’re here! The rеal movie stars!
Jonny: The biggest band on thе planet!
Harvey: Alright, they are. I love the direction! C’mon in guys, take a seat.
Jonny: Can I just say what huge fans we are of you guys?
Harvey: Huge! Niall, Louis, Liam, Harry, Zack-
Zayn: It’s Zayn.
Harvey: Sure. Whatever you say, big guy.
Jonny: We cannot wait for this movie. It’s gonna be the greatest movie of all time. I’m talking Academy Awards!
Harvey: Emmys, Baftas.
Jonny: Have you ever seen Forrest Gump?
Harry: Sure.
Harvey: Better than that!
Jonny: Have you seen The Hangover?
Liam: Yeah.
Harvey: Funnier than that!
Jonny: Have you seen Titanic?
Niall: ‘Course!
Harvey: Sadder than that
Zayn: Sounds OK.
Jonny: It’s better than OK, Zack. It’s award-winnin’!
Harvey: We wanna introduce you to our marketing guy. Marcel? Marcel?!
Marcel: Oh! Hi!
Harvey: Here he is! He’s gonna run you through some thoughts for the movie.
Marcel: Really nice to meet you guys! I’m a huge fan! Cute as a button every single one of you! First scene, I’m talking a massive dance number. I’m thinking, a hundred dancers, fireworks, the lot! The dance is just so hot right now!
Harvey: Hey, you know I used to be a dancer?
Jonny: Really? What kind?
Harvey: Ehh, mainly tap.
Jonny: Hmm, you’ve got the shape for that.
Marcel: I want you to meet Leeroy. He’s gonna be your choreographer! Leeroy, hmm!
Leeroy: Hi, boys, hi! Ok, so here’s what I’m thinking. First opening number is gonna be really big, so stay with me ‘cause I’m quite quick and 5, 6, 7, 8! And 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and Niall for the shimmy, for the shimmy, for the shimmy. And Zayn, pirouette. And Louis, do the splits. And, Liam, you stay exactly where you are because you are perfect.
Louis: We’d never do that.
Leeroy: Oh...
Marcel: So, that’s something for us to work on. Thanks, Leeroy! So let’s take a look at some of the styling options for the film. Now, personally, I think this one is the one!
Harry: Absolutely not.
Louis: We’d never wear that.
Marcel: Right, how about this one?
Liam: No.
Marcel: It tested really well!
Zayn: Never in a million years.
Marcel: Ta daaaa!
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