Pest

you've been running around with your head stuck in the air
and god I never thought i'd meet someone who's quite so unaware
you wore the ear off me last night about all the arguments you've won
and I thought then and there you're awful
I won't stop until you're done
I heard you're into tarot cards
I heard you're into flashy cars
you got a tattoo of Karl Marx
paid for on daddy's credit card
I heard you met Keanu Reeves
back at some spiritual retreat
oh please tell me more
I've been sent to catch you
and take you away
I put a bear trap in the bathroom
now I sit here and wait
who's letting you loose
who knows what you'll do, oh god
you're a pest and you must be stopped
you're a ketamine machine
you're a politician's dream
never known a consequence
only friends with apologists
in my nightmare blunt rotation,
quote Bukowski to your plaything
and I hate to interrupt
I've been sent to catch you
and take you away
I've got an order from the council
to put you in your place
I've been sent to catch you
and take you away
I put a bear trap in the bathroom
now I sit here and wait
who's letting you loose
who knows what you'll do, oh god
you're a pest and you must be stopped
if you've got one of these in your house
call me and I'll, I will come get it out