Calcium

I just want to chew some bricks

Put my teeth and jaw to work, gone sick

Eating mortar til the labour done

And then I'll celebrate my calcium

Demolition with my gifts from Mum

Eatin' product until the city's undone

Separation starts to fill my lungs

I need to celebrate my calcium

Chewin' through the big bits won't take long

Milk hasn't had me in about 50 days

That's just a lie I tell to get myself paid

I need to elevate my calcium

Big jars of supplements, do you know about these things?

They give my teeth the bigger better zing zing

Some clever fella wearing a lot of bling bling

Spare no expenses on my calcium (hey)

On my calcium

Spare no expenses on my calcium (ooohh)

[Musical interlude]

Dairy farmer got some funny things to say

About some of those things all those nutritionists have to say

At least that's what the papers say

I heard young Trevor mention something about it just the other day

Another scam they can't afford to give away

Trev said something like that anyway

I try to keep away from all that kind of stuff these days

I spend my time just trying to celebrate

And I don't have a lot of time for what Trev says

I don't have a lot of time for what Trev says

I don't have a lot of time, no, for what Trev says

No, no, I don't have a lot of time, a lot of time for what Trev says

I don't have a lot of time for what Trev says