River Guts

[Verse 1]

Well, I still have the river on me

Even though it's been days

Flies don't come around anymore

'Cause of my grimey glaze

Ah yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

[Verse 2]

And I still see the trees at night

Even in my sleep

I still eat the fish alive

No matter how quiet they keep

[Chorus]

And they stick around in my guts for a while

I feel them wrigglin' and a-writhin' and a-flappin'

Get together and they sing me a song

And sometimes, I feel like clappin'

Sometimes, I feel like dancin' around

And other times, I like to get nappin'

The other night, I met a fella at the pub

And he told me he likes to try rappin'

Oh yeah

[Verse 3]

And he still has his jeans on him

Even though it's been weeks

Sharks don't come around anymore

'Cause he's a trigger-crazed freak

Oh yeah, ah yeah, ah yeah, ah yeah

[Verse 4]

Well, he still hears them comin' at night

Even in that state

I'll still eat the big boys alive

Just gotta beat 'em at their game

Hey

[Chorus]

Well, they stick around in my guts for a while

I feel them wrigglin' and a-writhin' and a-flappin'

Get together and they sing me a song

And sometimes, I feel like clappin'

Sometimes, I feel like dancin' around

And other times, I like to get nappin'

The other night, I met a fella at the pub

And he told me he likes to get slappin'

Haha, yeah

[Bridge]

And you still have the mushrooms, cousin

Hidden with the clam

You should have known from experience

That I would never give a damn

You smell it stinkin' up at night

Even in your sleep

And I'll still eat the clam alive

No matter how loud the fungi shrieks

[Chorus]

And it sticks around in my guts for a while

Feel them wrigglin' and a-writhin' and a-flappin'

Gets together and they sings me a song

And sometimes, I feel like clappin'

Sometimes, I feel like dancin' around

And other times, I like to get nappin'

Well, I went out to a different pub

And I copped a mighty good slappin'